Pretzel M&M's............Ohhhmyyyygawd.
That's it.
Thursday, February 24, 2011
Tuesday, February 22, 2011
Helllllllllo World
I'm WIDE awake today, like no yawning, no afternoon accidental nap under my desk or with my head resting on the toilet paper holder while I sit on the toilet- you know what I mean! I used to do it hungover on Monday's now I do it pregnant in the same bathroom- the times they have a changed! But back to being AWAKE- is it a fluke? I mean I stayed out late at a bar! I got home late! I even had a dog throwup on the bed/change the sheets when I was about to fall asleep late! And I'm still awake and at 6:15 I didn't hear the alarm thinking I had just fallen asleep. Plllllllllllllllllllllease don't be a one day fluke! Please! Can you turn the corner in one day? Please please please please tell me yes!
Also I'm a stroller online stalker SNOBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB. I think it's because most of the baby stuff to research online is UGLY (sorry I just don't think its cute, I mean the bebe in it is cute but the stuff- meh) but the strollers- that is a different story CUTE CUTE CUTE CUUUUUUUUUUUUTE and classic and beautiful and engineered and fun and exciting and cool. I mean I want like 12 strollers, I feel as though I could justify the use of all of them!
Okay okay okay- also you know when you eat subway sometimes and you leave smelling like subway- you can't shake it...kinda like when you make gumbo and you smell like onions/garlic for days- OMG I'm subway-ed in a big bad way today. I've washed my hands at least 10 times and I can still smell the dellllllllcisious toasted cold cut trio I had for lunch. This is also my obsession- Cold Cut Trio, maybe since I'm turing the corner on sleep I'll turn the corner on meat and move past fake processed salty cold cuts!
Also I'm a stroller online stalker SNOBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB. I think it's because most of the baby stuff to research online is UGLY (sorry I just don't think its cute, I mean the bebe in it is cute but the stuff- meh) but the strollers- that is a different story CUTE CUTE CUTE CUUUUUUUUUUUUTE and classic and beautiful and engineered and fun and exciting and cool. I mean I want like 12 strollers, I feel as though I could justify the use of all of them!
Okay okay okay- also you know when you eat subway sometimes and you leave smelling like subway- you can't shake it...kinda like when you make gumbo and you smell like onions/garlic for days- OMG I'm subway-ed in a big bad way today. I've washed my hands at least 10 times and I can still smell the dellllllllcisious toasted cold cut trio I had for lunch. This is also my obsession- Cold Cut Trio, maybe since I'm turing the corner on sleep I'll turn the corner on meat and move past fake processed salty cold cuts!
Tuesday, February 15, 2011
Gaga
*I will admit to enjoying Lady Gaga songs on the radio, and the Gaga GLEE epi did it for me in all kinds of ways, BUT I DO NOT LIKE HER NEW SONG THAT SOUNDS LIKE MADONNA. She needs her own game, Madge already has this one under control.
*And don't think that if I name my daughter Margaret and the world calls her Maggie that I won't accidentally on purpose call her Madge as our secret name.
*We went to Babies R Us this weekend because I mean I think it's exciting and I mean John just has to go see all these things we NEED- (which I'm come to the conclusion that you don't really) BUT the only thing the peaked any interest was the strollers, especially when he learned how to fold up the city mini. Like he got a baby (rectangular box of some unnecessary item) so he could show me that he could fold and unfold the stroller with the baby in his arms- AND lift it to get it in the trunk. Then we went to best buy and bought a new TV.
* I bought some cut up green apples in little kids packs that come with an itty bitty serving of non-fat caramel dip- Ommmmmmmmmmgggggggg I know they are 3X the price of regular apples and they are made for kids, but I can't stop. I want to eat like 3 packs a day.
* Beyonce has herself some blond hair!
*KK's boyfriend looks like that guy on Twilight (or some vampire thing) who I don't think is attractive at all. KK call Reg, like its time- he's matured, PROMISE!
*And don't think that if I name my daughter Margaret and the world calls her Maggie that I won't accidentally on purpose call her Madge as our secret name.
*We went to Babies R Us this weekend because I mean I think it's exciting and I mean John just has to go see all these things we NEED- (which I'm come to the conclusion that you don't really) BUT the only thing the peaked any interest was the strollers, especially when he learned how to fold up the city mini. Like he got a baby (rectangular box of some unnecessary item) so he could show me that he could fold and unfold the stroller with the baby in his arms- AND lift it to get it in the trunk. Then we went to best buy and bought a new TV.
* I bought some cut up green apples in little kids packs that come with an itty bitty serving of non-fat caramel dip- Ommmmmmmmmmgggggggg I know they are 3X the price of regular apples and they are made for kids, but I can't stop. I want to eat like 3 packs a day.
* Beyonce has herself some blond hair!
*KK's boyfriend looks like that guy on Twilight (or some vampire thing) who I don't think is attractive at all. KK call Reg, like its time- he's matured, PROMISE!
Thursday, February 10, 2011
WINTER
I DO NOT live in a cold climate on purpose! And I do realize I'm joining the masses complaining about the cold but I just want to complain!!!!!!
Yesterday at work we got an email that said: (I mean I just copied the whole thing over)
b) if ppl are using space heaters and tripping circuit breakers and you are getting complaints don't you think there is some type of problem with the temp in here and maybe an afghan isn't the answer?
Yesterday at work we got an email that said: (I mean I just copied the whole thing over)
Please do not use space heaters in your office. These are not approved by the university, and cannot be used. The space heaters will trip circuit breakers, and the Maintenance Team has had over 8 calls today alone to flip the breakers back on due to space heater usage.
Other ideas for improving your comfort level include:
· layer your clothing
· bring a small afghan/blanket to lay across your lap while sitting at your desk
· keep the blinds closed
Facility Operations’ Energy Management Team is responsible for keeping the room temperature between 70-74, and if the room temperature falls within this range, they will not adjust the temperature.
a) who has used the word afghan post 1925?
a1) can the afghan/blanket only be small? And only used on your lap?
b) if ppl are using space heaters and tripping circuit breakers and you are getting complaints don't you think there is some type of problem with the temp in here and maybe an afghan isn't the answer?
c) at what executive level do you think layering clothes and keeping an afghan for your lap is the best decision for a building full of ppl FREEEEEEEZING.
d) there is no way in hades it is 70-74 degrees in here
e) I don't have blinds on my window nor do I have insulation..all I have is a HUGE CAVE of emptiness which is part of the flood wall system.
f) Should I thumbtack up my afghan to prevent the cold from coming in through my un-insulated, un blinded window?
g) everyone in my office has said afghan at least 16 times today- that is the only good coming out of this.
How much longer?? I know I'll signing another tune come August when I weigh 999 pounds and the sweat under my boobs doesn't disappear all day long unless I lift my boobs up and lay under the fan naked. At that point I'll be praying for afghan type weather!!!!!
Monday, February 7, 2011
Snow Day! Superbowl! GLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEk
Fast Facts
* Snow day's turned Ice day's are a treat among treats! LIkkeeee Easy A, 90210, Lifetime, goodness goodness goodness all the live long day.
* Forever 21 sells maternity clothes! Ha. I can't imagine the sizing on these things like XL=Regular M? Of course I'm ordering something that is priced at like $11.80!
* John spent all day Saturday with 3 workers cleaning out the beds in front of my house, putting in new soil that supports acidic loving plants (think azela's) and a new rock border that is made for west U. Like I'm sure the neighbors want to leave notes on my door telling me how splendilicious it looks compared to everyone else. There are no plants yet- he's promising one more cold snap then we plant!
* I saw on pop sugar that Khloe is releasing a new unisex scent- I thought we quit this after CK1. I mean how will you EVER top the advertising genius of all CK products Khlo...really.
* I didn't watch the superbowl, I mean I went to Giggy's, it was on, but I really just didn't care one iota. Oooppps. I did race home just in time for Glee, and I loveddddddddddddd it. I'm watching it again tonight I think, PLUS a new one comes on again tomorrow. Quiiiiiiiiiiiiiney and Finnnnnnnnnnnney make a baby! Make A BABY! PS- I'm glad Rachael ate some food and got herself back up to 110.
* Speaking of Quinn, I love the name Gwen, Gwennney, like why is no one with me? Hullllo.
* I have re-created the low fat corn and crawfish chowda from 2003, its de-spankinglicious, I'll type it up! If Miggy read this she'd be so excited! She asks me periodically for the recipe but you know Katrina, she stole the original!
* One of the chickens asked me if I had morning sickness, I told her- nah-sometimes at 10am I need a carb snacky but that's it- she said- That is how I knew I was pregnant with girls, the morning sickness lasted so long- She has three daughters, no sons. Things that make you go hmmmmm.
* Did I tell you I gained 1 pound when I went to the Dr. last week- and I mean no one congratulated me. Isn't there a note in my chart that says, "Struggles with Weight Issues!!!!" I really jumped off that scale smiling like it was my birthday, and NOTHING. Nuuuuuuuuuuthin. Also I made it to 12 weeks, I know this doesn't seem that far in a race to 40, but when you find out at 3w6d, 12 seemed really really really far away! Second trimester here I come! Really someone just tell me when to decorate the nursery because you know that is my most excitable part of all this. (I mean besides the bebe)
*I need a cheap Valentine's day suprise for Johnnnnnneybaby. I mean I was trying to hint that he might want the chocolate covered strawberries on the Sherri's Berrie's commerical but he didn't bite. Ready Set go. I mean cheapey- like we don't spend $$$'s on this.
*Also did I tell you I got the CC all paid off from the wedding/hooneymoon/etc. Please email Jack Peirce and tell him that I am stating excitement over being debt free (minus the mortgage)! We also managed to do this while still saving $$$'s. AND we did our taxes and we only owe $1250, John is a contract employee so we pay at the end of the year, but I mean my tax account HAD way more than $1250 in it! Straight to savings bitches. Again, call Jacky. CALLLLLLLLLLLLLL HIM.
* Snow day's turned Ice day's are a treat among treats! LIkkeeee Easy A, 90210, Lifetime, goodness goodness goodness all the live long day.
* Forever 21 sells maternity clothes! Ha. I can't imagine the sizing on these things like XL=Regular M? Of course I'm ordering something that is priced at like $11.80!
* John spent all day Saturday with 3 workers cleaning out the beds in front of my house, putting in new soil that supports acidic loving plants (think azela's) and a new rock border that is made for west U. Like I'm sure the neighbors want to leave notes on my door telling me how splendilicious it looks compared to everyone else. There are no plants yet- he's promising one more cold snap then we plant!
* I saw on pop sugar that Khloe is releasing a new unisex scent- I thought we quit this after CK1. I mean how will you EVER top the advertising genius of all CK products Khlo...really.
* I didn't watch the superbowl, I mean I went to Giggy's, it was on, but I really just didn't care one iota. Oooppps. I did race home just in time for Glee, and I loveddddddddddddd it. I'm watching it again tonight I think, PLUS a new one comes on again tomorrow. Quiiiiiiiiiiiiiney and Finnnnnnnnnnnney make a baby! Make A BABY! PS- I'm glad Rachael ate some food and got herself back up to 110.
* Speaking of Quinn, I love the name Gwen, Gwennney, like why is no one with me? Hullllo.
* I have re-created the low fat corn and crawfish chowda from 2003, its de-spankinglicious, I'll type it up! If Miggy read this she'd be so excited! She asks me periodically for the recipe but you know Katrina, she stole the original!
* One of the chickens asked me if I had morning sickness, I told her- nah-sometimes at 10am I need a carb snacky but that's it- she said- That is how I knew I was pregnant with girls, the morning sickness lasted so long- She has three daughters, no sons. Things that make you go hmmmmm.
* Did I tell you I gained 1 pound when I went to the Dr. last week- and I mean no one congratulated me. Isn't there a note in my chart that says, "Struggles with Weight Issues!!!!" I really jumped off that scale smiling like it was my birthday, and NOTHING. Nuuuuuuuuuuthin. Also I made it to 12 weeks, I know this doesn't seem that far in a race to 40, but when you find out at 3w6d, 12 seemed really really really far away! Second trimester here I come! Really someone just tell me when to decorate the nursery because you know that is my most excitable part of all this. (I mean besides the bebe)
*I need a cheap Valentine's day suprise for Johnnnnnneybaby. I mean I was trying to hint that he might want the chocolate covered strawberries on the Sherri's Berrie's commerical but he didn't bite. Ready Set go. I mean cheapey- like we don't spend $$$'s on this.
*Also did I tell you I got the CC all paid off from the wedding/hooneymoon/etc. Please email Jack Peirce and tell him that I am stating excitement over being debt free (minus the mortgage)! We also managed to do this while still saving $$$'s. AND we did our taxes and we only owe $1250, John is a contract employee so we pay at the end of the year, but I mean my tax account HAD way more than $1250 in it! Straight to savings bitches. Again, call Jacky. CALLLLLLLLLLLLLL HIM.
Tuesday, February 1, 2011
Secrets Secrets Don't Make Friends
I'm Pregnant! I'm so sorry loyal followers for keeping my extra special exciting news from you but I'm a worry wart times1 milllion when it comes to things I can't control and I needed to get myself into double digits and 2nd doctors appts to spill the beans!
Parenthood here we come! YAhoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. August 23rd just like my ovulation calendar tells me! I love Science! (and I do realize how very lucky I am to get pregnant this fast) And I also realize that the next time I am lucky enough to try and get pregnant for all involved I will NOT take pregnancy tests at 11 days post ovulation- it only causes problems for my loved ones. :) Especially if their names happen to be Jessica Samet and/or Julie Laperourse. I'll save ya'll the backlog but just imagine that it involved many many many pregnancy tests. More than I'll ever say outloud. ALSO do not keep taking your temperature each morning once you've confirmed your pregnant, another horrible idea. Also when you spot at 6 weeks and you call your doctor and she says its okay unless it gets heavier and/or you cramp- just believe her. Again, good for all involved especially Jessica Samet.
Look how much my beautiful bebe grew in 4 weeks! So smart- duh. If you don't think that is a cute little bebe face/nose right there you are from another planet. I sooooooooo wish this bebe to be a boy because I don't want oldest girl mini-bossy Sarah to deal with but I'm just feeling its a girl. Like 50/50 is such fun to make guesses with!
Also Anne Peirce is on a baby budget, she has a monthly stipend plus a one-time gift amount. hahhaha.
Anyways, there is the news! So good to get it out there!!!!!!
Parenthood here we come! YAhoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. August 23rd just like my ovulation calendar tells me! I love Science! (and I do realize how very lucky I am to get pregnant this fast) And I also realize that the next time I am lucky enough to try and get pregnant for all involved I will NOT take pregnancy tests at 11 days post ovulation- it only causes problems for my loved ones. :) Especially if their names happen to be Jessica Samet and/or Julie Laperourse. I'll save ya'll the backlog but just imagine that it involved many many many pregnancy tests. More than I'll ever say outloud. ALSO do not keep taking your temperature each morning once you've confirmed your pregnant, another horrible idea. Also when you spot at 6 weeks and you call your doctor and she says its okay unless it gets heavier and/or you cramp- just believe her. Again, good for all involved especially Jessica Samet.
Also Anne Peirce is on a baby budget, she has a monthly stipend plus a one-time gift amount. hahhaha.
Anyways, there is the news! So good to get it out there!!!!!!
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